A new audit method tests whether AI companions describe themselves truthfully, focusing on memory and capability claims agents make to the humans who rely on them. The method is verifiable: compare what an agent says about itself against evidence from a real deployment, then measure the gap. The findings matter to anyone designing trust into a companion or task agent. Agents often misrepresent what they remember about a human, what they can do, or what limits they operate under. A human who asks an agent "what do you know about me?" deserves an answer that matches the agent's real state. The audit method gives product teams a concrete way to check that match and catch cases where the agent's self-description drifts from its behavior. Memory and identity claims are testable. Teams that skip that testing ship agent products where humans cannot form an accurate picture of what the agent knows or does. The paper frames this as an audit problem, not a philosophy problem. That framing gives designers a clear target: surface the evidence behind self-description, make it inspectable, and give humans a path to correct the agent when it is wrong.